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Hootie and the Blowfish + The Man Show = <3 [Mar. 27th, 2005|08:37 pm]
Godless Jezabel
When the belly starts a rumbling and I'm jonesing for a treat

I close my eyes for a big surprise as the tender crisp bacon cheddar ranch

I love tender crisp bacon cheddar ranch - the breasts they grown on trees

and streams of bacon ranch dressing flow right up to your knees

there's tumbleweeds of bacon and cheddar paves the streets

folks don't fudge it cause you got the juice - there's a train of ladies coming with a nice caboose

never get in trouble never need an excuse

that's the tender crisp bacon cheddar ranch

i love the tender crisp bacon cheddar ranch no one tells you to behave

your wildest fantasies come true - Dallas cheerleaders give you shaves

where onions make you laugh and stare and french fries grow like weeds

you get to veg all day all the lottos tickets paid

there's a king that wants you to have it your way

that's the tender crisp bacon cheddar ranch
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From: stephiphany
2005-03-28 03:57 am (UTC)
Oh man. I love that commercial.
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[User Picture]From: vivalachloe
2005-03-28 04:01 am (UTC)
Doesn't it seem a little risque for Burger King? I think theres a lot of sexual innuendo (sp). It reminds me of the man show.
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From: stephiphany
2005-03-28 03:50 pm (UTC)
Burger King seems to be getting a little risque. Did you see that commecial where they guy wakes up in the morning and The Burger King is in bed with him? lol. Actually I would say that's more disturbing than risque.
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[User Picture]From: vivalachloe
2005-03-28 08:26 pm (UTC)
Who's the girl at the end who says "COMMMEEE AND GET IT?" My friend says she's some famous person. Brooke something.
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